Next, is another useful invention for gardeners. An electric shovel! Just take your extension cord out to your garden, plug it into the shovel, and turn it on. The shovel just "jumps" up and down, digging a deeper hole! Just make sure you have enough extension cords.
The next invention we will talk about is the scream reducer. Whenever you feel like screaming, just attach this scream reducer to your mouth, and scream as loud as you want. This implement is easily carried around in pocket, or purse. And it even has a rubber inside whenever you feel like chewing something up!
Next is something that makes Everything better. A Butter stick! This stick of butter isn't just any regular stick of butter. It's just like chap stick that you can bring anywhere with you! If you're feeling down, just use this stick of butter you have in your pocket, or purse. Butter makes everything better.